“Excuse me,” you tell her. “Sorry for nearly stepping on your dog, but the dog decided to use my leg as a fire hydrant.”
The woman looked at you then down at your leg, seeing the urine mark on your left leg.
“Oh, I’m sorry, the dog accidentally got off the leash. I didn’t mean for that to happen. Come back up to my place with me.”
You’re skeptical of going into another woman’s place because of all the laws, but she seemed to be okay with you apologizing. You start to assume that not all women are evil and as brainwashed as you’re thinking they are now. You follow her into her apartment which is on ground level right next to the bus stop.
“Take off your clothes and sit on the couch.” She tells you.
“Are you sure it’s okay for me to do that?” You ask.
“I’m not going to report you for rape just because your dog peed on you. Go sit on the couch in your underwear for a moment, I promise.”
You take off your outer jumpsuit and hand it to her. She takes it into another room. You’re a bit scared sitting in your underwear in a strange girls house.
She walks back into the room. Your phone says only 5 minutes have passed. You’re nervous you’ll be a bit late for work.
You look back up and you see her standing there in her underwear. She looks at you with a seductive look.
“You don’t have to go anywhere for a while, do you?”
“Unfortunately I have to be at work at 8. If I get there late, I might end up jailed for a day.”
She looks at you disappointed.
“I can tell you’re married, but I don’t think you want to be in that marriage. If you want, I’ll void it for you and take you on. I have nobody right now.”
You ponder this for a moment or two and realize that it’s technically not possible.
“If the laws would allow it, I would in a heartbeat. I don’t like having a cow for a wife.”
She laughs.
“Oh you’re one of those secret traditionalist kind of guys, exactly my type. I’d love if you could be my 1000th guy.”
“1000th??!?!?” you think to yourself. “She’s even worse than your whore of a wife! My parts would probably get every disease known to humanity if I slept with this girl.”