After watching who you call your son head off for school, you look at the clock on your Government Issued Tracking Device (aka cell phone). It’s showing 7:32, you’re required to be at your job at 8am on the other side of the city. You grab what you need for the day and decide to head out. As you’re heading out the door, you hear your wife make some commentary to whoever is in the room with her, guessing that means she’s about to walk out of her bedroom, you get out of there as fast as you can. Even though you are married to this girl, you’re mostly disgusted at her size. Avoiding her right now would keep the day somewhat pleasant… you assume.